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Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Extra Skinny latte please...

...oh, go on then, and just a little bit of cream...and some of them chocolate sprinkles...and a bit of that caramel swirl...and some cream. More cream. More.

This one slipped through the net:

Britain's Next Top Model announce a 'twist' this series. One of the contestants is anorexic.

Who's doing press here? What idiot producer came up with that one? We all now that the only real 'twist' would be that one of them isn't anorexic.

(Mean bit: that must be a very old photo. In the good old eclair days, eh Jade? The Twix, Topic, Picnic days, yeah?)




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