So it turns out that Lindsay 'why am i here' Lohan is set to pose as Marilyn Monroe.
For the second time.
Of course... why bother to be photographed as yourself? - I mean that's so 2008 - why not just pick a real star and play pretend. I mean that star on the Hollywood walk of fame can't be too far off. I mean she's ticking boxes, she just picked up the wrong form...
APPLICATION FOR HOLLYWOOD STAR - requirements:
1. Are you a good actor? Y/N
2. Have you made important films Y/N
3. Do you inspire others? Y/N
APPLICATION FOR FAME HUNGRY WANNABE - requirements:
1. Have you shagged Calum Best? Y/N
2. Would you flash your minge outside a club? Y/N
3. Have you starred in a Herbie movie? Y/N
Ahh, so easy to pick up the wrong piece of paper...
