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Saturday, 13 June 2009

oh, and we almost got away with it.

It's incredible - BB10 has done it, finally we've reached a point where the producers and the cast have almost given up any pretence that this show is anything but a chance for all involved to make a quick buck.

The producers admitted as much even before they began when they talked about cracking down on 'fake romances' - and yet what do we have just a 10 days in, but the two pretty morons (read dogface + visual merchandiser, wtf? - you mean you work in a shop?) are rumbled.

Not only that, but the pair are so vacant they couldn't even manage to string it along for a few days. Clearly they were both so wrapped up in their clever scheme that they forgot that Big Brother might be filming them.

Like all the time... you know... for the show? yeah? all those cameras? remember? oh, oops, of course! dammit big brother, you're so clever.

No one goes on reality TV as themselves anymore - everyone tries to play a game, thinks they know better, and time and time again they're shown up.

Against all the odds they've made Halfwit look like Steven hawking.



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